Tired of crappy Christmas gifts? Try some of this assorted Santa or Elf poop! Ethically sourced from the North Pole’s finest latrines and sorted into Santa (red) and Elf (green), there’s no reason not to grab a big handful of poop this Christmas.

Plastic container with approximately 100 grams of noisy putty, available in red or green.

Sold assorted, we are unable to offer a colours preference for this product.

You are purchasing one individual bottle of poop (bet you never thought you would read that sentence today).

Also worth noting… if your poop matches the colour of either of these products, please see a doctor immediately.

The dimensions below are for the product packaging.